In the wake of senseless murder and depraved destruction it is impossible to express complicated emotions succinctly. But we’re going to try our hardest here.

First, you lost. You sent a murderer to a celebration in the hopes that his cowardice would grow contagious. That won’t happen. It never has and never will. Nobody fears terrorism. Nobody makes life plans based on the remote threat of a psychotic suicide bomber. Our hearts go out to the families of the victims, and our deepest,¬†most sincere FUCK YOU travels the world over to whatever cave you’re reading this in while you thumb through your flip phone praying that our allied forces don’t bunker bomb you into oblivion. For the first time perhaps ever, Trump was right, you are losers.

 

Second, the beat goes on. Ideologues have threatened culture and progress since the dawn of man, and yet, Iggy Azalea can still drop a track with a Biggie verse without suffering any real consequences. That’s called civilization, and that’s how our society works. In the long arc of progress, that Iggy has not been beheaded is proof that there is no stopping the forward march of civilization. We’ve grown overwhelmingly tolerant.

 

Lastly, and this is important, SUCK MY DICK, terrorists.

 

-MNGMNT