Yes, this is American politics in 2016, and these are our candidates. This is actually happening, so you better prepare yourself for what you are about to see tonight as 100M viewers tune in to watch the end of democracy as we know it. Put down the powerful narcotics, stop sharing that asinine Facebook meme and let the wonderful artists on this playlist articulate everything you’re feeling for you.
Note that this playlist has been curated to play in the background over the grunting, sniffling and silent shuddering of our respective candidates for POTUS. For best results, the playlist should be started at 8:56:57 PM EST, so that Trump’s first apologies dovetail with Nirvana’s All Apologies.